slip

oh i've succumbed.

spank rock

voicemails 

one- amanda this is your mother, we need more wine, grab your father a pack of cigarettes 

two- bitch, you left your lights on in your car

three- hey so I um, forgot to tell you, im pregnant, i thought i would tell you first since you are a mom and all 

four- i tapped that hoe we were talking about, let me know when you finally fuck that samantha chick