Wednesday, April 14, 2010

spank rock

voicemails 

one- amanda this is your mother, we need more wine, grab your father a pack of cigarettes 
two- bitch, you left your lights on in your car
three- hey so I um, forgot to tell you, im pregnant, i thought i would tell you first since you are a mom and all 
four- i tapped that hoe we were talking about, let me know when you finally fuck that samantha chick

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